Santa Claus and Blonde — Adult Jokes , Blonde Jokes — Funny Jokes
Santa Claus and Blonde ~ Funny Jokes

Santa Claus and Blonde

One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. 
She asks "Santa, will you stay with me?"

Santa says, "Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go! I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!"

She takes off her nightgown, and wearing only a bra and panties, she asks "Santa, now will you stay with me?"

Santa says, "Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go! I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!"

She takes off everything and asks "Santa, now will you stay with me?"

Santa replies "Hey Hey Hey I gotta stay, gotta stay! I can't get up the chimney with my d*ck this way!"

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