A girl was helping her boyfriend set up his PC and he wanted to log in
with a password.

Now, you have to understand he's got somewhat of a rebellious attitude
and goes for the shock effect.

So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he keys in
"pen*s".

His girlfriend nearly fell off the chair from laughing so hard when the
computer replied...:
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PASSWORD REJECTED NOT LONG ENOUGH!.