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A woman decided to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends $15,000.00 and feels pretty good about the results.
On her way home she stops at a newsstand to buy the paper. Before leaving, she asks the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," the clerk replies. "I'm actually 47," the woman says happily.
A little while later, she goes into McDonalds and upon getting her order, she asks the girl at the counter the same question. She replies "I'd guess about 29." The woman replies, "Nope, I am 47." Now she is feeling really good about herself
While waiting for the bus home, she asks an old man the same question. He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is starting to go. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was, but it requires you to let me put my hands up your shirt and feel your breasts. Then I can tell exactly how old you are."
They waited in silence for several minutes, until curiosity got the best of the woman and she finally says, "What the he**, go ahead."
The old man slips both his hands up her shirt, under her bra and begins to feel around. After a couple of minutes, she starts squirming and she says, "Okay, okay, that's enough,... how old am I?"
He removes his hands and says, "You are 47."
Stunned!!!! The woman says, "That's amazing, how did you know?"
The old man replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonalds."


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