Meanings of few words — Misc Jokes — Funny Jokes
Meanings of few words ~ Funny Jokes

Meanings of few words

  1. School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays
  2. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
  3. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills
  4. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
  5. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower
  6. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
  7. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
  8. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
  9. Dictionary: A place where success comes before work
  10. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
  11. Father: A banker provided by nature.
  12. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
  13. Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills
  14. Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read
  15. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. and finally -
  16. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
  17. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth

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