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Male or Female? ~ Funny Jokes

Male or Female?

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

*FREEZER BAGS*
*They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. *

*PHOTOCOPIERS**
*These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.*

*TYRES**
*Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated*

*HOT AIR BALLOONS*
*Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. *

*SPONGES**: *
*These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.*

*WEB PAGES*
*Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. *

*TRAINS**
*Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.*

*EGG TIMERS**: *
*Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.*

*HAMMERS**: *
*Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.*

*THE REMOTE** **CONTROL**: *
*Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this:
It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying *

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