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Good Sign

A husband was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit, he decided to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this, she let out a sigh.

The husband ran out and told the doctor what happened. The doctor said this was a good sign, and suggested the husband try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction.

The husband went in and rubbed her right breast, which brought a moan. After hearing this, the doctor suggested that the husband should go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the husband to be embarrassed.

The husband went in, then came out about five minutes later, white as a ghost. He told the doctor his wife was dead.

The doctor asked what happened, to which the husband replied,
"I reckon she choked to death!"


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