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Different Perversions

A guy walks into a bar and sits down to have a drink. There is a hot chick sitting a couple of stools over. She looks at him and gives him a wink. He scoots over and offers her a drink, which she gratefully accepts. After a few mild pleasantries of conversation, the young lady mentions she is going through a divorce.

"You too huh?" says the man. Why are you getting a divorce?"

"My husband thinks I am too perverted." was her reply.

"What a coincidence, MY wife thinks I am too perverted!" he says to her. "She says I am too kinky when it comes to sex."

"Wow, my husband thinks the same of me, why don't we explore our perversions together?"

He agrees, they finish their drinks and leave the bar. Knowing neither can go to one's house because of their estranged spouses, they drive to a remote location where they can be alone.
The woman was becoming quite aroused about this time, and jumps into the back seat, and takes off her clothes in anticipation of what is to come...

"Please hurry baby, I want to get kinky with you!" she moans from the back seat. She hears him fumble with his belt, then hears his zipper come down, then finally his pants coming down.

Nearly beside herself, she is somewhat surprised when she hears him pull his pants back up, then his zipper, then his belt getting fastened.

"Hey, I thought we were going to explore our perversions here!" she complained.
"We did!" he says, "I just sh*t in your purse!"


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