Top Ten Things Men and Women Never Say — Men Jokes , Women Jokes — Funny Jokes
Top Ten Things Men and Women Never Say ~ Funny Jokes

Top Ten Things Men and Women Never Say

TEN THINGS A MAN WOULD NEVER SAY TO A WOMAN

10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool mother_____.
9. While I'm up, can I get anyone a beer?
8. I'm absolutely wrong; you must be right.
7. Her t__s are just too big.
6. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5. I hate Baywatch. That show is so shallow.
4. Sure, I would love to wear a condom.
3. We haven't been to the mall for ages. Let's go shopping so I can hold your purse.
2. To heck with Monday Night Football. Let's watch Murphy Brown.
1. I think we're lost. We'd better pull over and ask for directions.

TEN THINGS A WOMAN WOULD NEVER SAY TO A MAN

10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
9. Go ahead and leave the toilet seat up; that's the way I like it.
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away; the holes in the armpits are just too cute.
5. This diamond is way too big.
4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
3. Wow, it's too big.
2. Does this make my butt look too small?
1. I'm wrong; you must be right.

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