The Pro's of Womanhood — Women Jokes — Funny Jokes
The Pro's of Womanhood ~ Funny Jokes

The Pro's of Womanhood

  • We got off the Titanic first.
  • We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
  • We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
  • Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - guys look like complete idiots in ours.
  • We can be groupies - Male groupies are stalkers.
  • We can smile and get off speeding fines.
  • Taxis stop for us.
  • Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
  • We don't look like a frog in a blender when we dance.
  • Free drinks!
  • Free dinners!
  • We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
  • We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
  • We know the truth about whether size matters.
  • Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.
  • It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
  • No fashion faux pas we could make would ever rival Speedo's.
  • We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
  • If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
  • We can congratulate our team mate without ever touching her ass.
  • We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
  • If we're dumb some people think it's cute.
  • We have an excuse to be a total witch at least once a month.
  • We can talk to people of the opposite sex without automatically picturing them naked.
  • If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we look like an idiot.
  • Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask if there is spinach in our teeth.
  • There are times when chocolate really can solve all our problems.
  • Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable.
  • We'll never regret piercing our ears.
  • We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

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