- We got off the Titanic first.
- We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
- We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
- Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - guys look like complete idiots in ours.
- We can be groupies - Male groupies are stalkers.
- We can smile and get off speeding fines.
- Taxis stop for us.
- Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
- We don't look like a frog in a blender when we dance.
- Free drinks!
- Free dinners!
- We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
- We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
- We know the truth about whether size matters.
- Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.
- It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
- No fashion faux pas we could make would ever rival Speedo's.
- We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
- If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
- We can congratulate our team mate without ever touching her ass.
- We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
- If we're dumb some people think it's cute.
- We have an excuse to be a total witch at least once a month.
- We can talk to people of the opposite sex without automatically picturing them naked.
- If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we look like an idiot.
- Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask if there is spinach in our teeth.
- There are times when chocolate really can solve all our problems.
- Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable.
- We'll never regret piercing our ears.
- We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
The Pro's of Womanhood
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