More Hilarious One Liners — Funny One Liners — Funny Jokes
More Hilarious One Liners ~ Funny Jokes

More Hilarious One Liners

Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband !

A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without,,, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it.

Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway .

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me .

You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak .

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