Insider's Guide To The Male Vocabulary — Adult Jokes , Men Jokes — Funny Jokes
Insider's Guide To The Male Vocabulary ~ Funny Jokes

Insider's Guide To The Male Vocabulary

"Haven't I seen you before?"
~~""Nice arse."

"I'm a Romantic."
~~""I'm poor."

"I need you."
~~""My hand is tired."

"I am different from all the other guys."
~~""I am not circumcised."

"I want a commitment."
~~""I'm sick of masturbation."

"You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
~~""You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."

"I really want to get to know you better."
~~""So I can tell my friends about it."

"It's just orange juice, try it."
~~""3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head."

"She's kinda cute."
~~""I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary."

"I don't know if I like her."
~~""She won't sleep with me."

"I miss you so much."
~~""I am so horny that my male roommate is starting to look good."

"Was it good for you?"
~~""I'm insecure about my manhood."

"How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?"
~~""Is my penis really that small?"

"I had a wonderful time last night."
~~""Who the hell are you?"

"Do you love me?"
~~""I've done something stupid and you might find out."

"Do you 'really' love me?"
~~""I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later."

"How much do you love me?"
~~""I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you by now."

"I have something to tell you."
~~""Get tested."

""I'll give you a call."
~~""I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again."

"I've been thinking a lot."
~~""You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."

"I think we should just be friends."
~~""You're ugly."

"I've learned a lot from you."
~~""Next!!!!"

"I'm on a long "distance call, can you call me later?"
~~"I gotta turn on my answering machine."

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