He looked up from the page and said to her, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgas*m?"
She looked at him wistfully, smiled, and replied, "Oh, yeah? Prove it.
"He frowned for a moment, then said, "Okay."
He got up and walked out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face.
About a half hour later, he returned all tired and sweaty and proclaimed, "Well, I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig is always squealing, how can I tell?"
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