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The GoalKeeper ~ Funny Jokes

The GoalKeeper

The house was on fire.

A woman appeared at an upstairs Window. she was clutching a baby and screaming, "my baby! my baby! save my baby!"

"throw the baby to me!" shouted a young man. "I'll catch him"

"You might drop him."Shouted the woman.

"I'm a professional footballer." Shouted the man. "I'm a goalkeeper. I'm very good at catching The baby will be safe with me."

The woman threw down the baby to the young man who put all his professional expertise into operation, and he expertly CAUGHT the baby. Wow.

Then, unthinkingly, kicked it over the garden wall.

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