Cause it hurts — Adult Jokes — Funny Jokes
Cause it hurts ~ Funny Jokes

Cause it hurts

The young lady at the confessional said, "Father, put it in my p*ssy!"

"No, child, the vulva is the sacred place whereby you deliver another child of God," replied the Priest.

"Oh, Father, put it in my mouth then!" begged the young woman.

"No, child, the mouth is the sacred place whereby you eat the sacred Host," said the Priest

"So put it under my armpit!" asked the young lady.

"No, child, the armpit is the sacred place where you carry the Holy Bible," replied the Priest.

"OK, Father, then just take it out of my a*s cause it hurts!"

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