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Broken Car

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cellphone to report that her car has been broken into.
She is frantic as she explained her situation to the dispatcher:
"They have stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and the accelerator!'' she cried.
The dispatcher said 'Stay calm, Ma'am, an officer is on his way'
A few minutes later the officer radios back: "Disregard, she got into the back seat by mistake."


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