Stages of Life - Men and Women — Men Jokes , Women Jokes — Funny Jokes
Stages of Life - Men and Women ~ Funny Jokes

Stages of Life - Men and Women

FEMALE
Drink
• 17: Wine Coolers
• 25: White wine
• 35: Red wine
• 48: Dom Perignon
• 66: Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser
Excuses For Refusing Dates
• 17: Need to wash my hair
• 25: Need to wash and condition my hair
• 35: Need to color my hair
• 48: Need to have Francois color my hair
• 66: Need to have Francois color my wig
Favourite Sport
• 17: shopping
• 25: shopping
• 35: shopping
• 48: shopping
• 66: shopping
Drug
• 17: shopping
• 25: shopping
• 35: shopping
• 48: shopping
• 66: shopping
Definition Of A Successful Date
• 17: "Burger King"
• 25: "Free meal"
• 35: "A diamond"
• 48: "A bigger diamond"
• 66: "Home Alone"
Favourite Fantasy
• 17: tall, dark and handsome
• 25: tall, dark and handsome with money
• 35: tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain
• 48: a man with hair
• 66: a man

MALE
Drink
• 17: beer
• 25: beer
• 35: vodka
• 48: double vodka
• 66: Maalox
Seduction Line
• 17: My parents are away for the weekend.
• 25: My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
• 35: My fiancee is away for the weekend.
• 48: My wife is away for the weekend.
• 66: My second wife is dead.
Favourite Sport
• 17: sex
• 25: sex
• 35: sex
• 48: sex
• 66: napping
Drug
• 17: pot
• 25: coke
• 35: really good coke
• 48: power
• 66: coke, a limousine, the company jet
Definition Of A Successful Date
• 17: "tongue"
• 25: "breakfast"
• 35: "She didn't set back my therapy."
• 48: "I didn't have to meet her kids."
• 66: "Got home alive."

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