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Special Pig

So I was driving around the west of Ireland when my car broke down.

Right up the road was a little farm, and farmer Séamus was kind enough to make me some tea and let me stay at the farm while I waited for a mechanic. We were walking around the farmstead for a bit when I spotted this tiny little pig cheerfully limping about on three legs.

"Hey! That pig has got only three legs!", I blurted out, surprised.

And Séamus said, "Ooh, that's Róisín right there. And what a special pig she is."

He continued, "Once I was out in the field on my combine harvester, and somehow my coat got caught on the door and I fell out and landed in front of the machine! Oh, if Róisín hadn't been there that day to drag me away I would have surely been mauled to death by my own machine. Ah, and what a special pig she is."

"So that's how it lost its leg?" I asked, naturally.

"Ooh, no," Seamus said. "Just last month Siobhán, my four-year old daughter, was out playing by the well. And she fell into the well! Oh, if Róisín hadn't been there that day to pull her out I don't know how I could live with myself. Ah, and what a special pig she is."

"Aha," I said. "So that's how the pig lost a leg."

"Ooh, no," Seamus said. "Only last Sunday, my son Callum was out playing on the frozen lake. But the ice cracked and he fell in the ice-cold water! Oh, if Róisín hadn't been there that day to rescue him I don't know what I would have done. Ah, and what a special pig she is."

"So... I guess that must be how it lost its leg?"

"Ooh, no," Seamus said. "But you wouldn't eat a pig that special all in one go, now would ya."

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