Rules of Bedroom Golf — Adult Jokes — Funny Jokes
Rules of Bedroom Golf ~ Funny Jokes

Rules of Bedroom Golf

  1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment, normally one club and two balls.
  2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
  3. Unlike outdoor golf the object of the game is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out of the hole.
  4. For most effective play the club should have a firm shaft, course owners are permitted to check stiffness before play begins.
  5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.
  6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied the game is complete, failure to do so may result being denied permission to play the course again.
  7. It is considered bad form to beging playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to the well formed bunkers.
  8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset course owners have been known to cause damage to players equipment for this reason.
  9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their protection
  10. Players should ensure that their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone playing on what they consider to be a private course.
  11. Players are advised to obtain course owners permission before attempting to play the back nine.
  12. Slow play is encouraged. However players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at least temporarily at the course owners request.
  13. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting to play the same hole several times in one match.
  14. The course owner will be the sole judge of who is the best player...

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