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Nun Fantasy

A cab driver picks up a nun.

She gets into the back of the cab, and the driver can’t stop staring at her.

From behind her vale, she musters a gentle voice and asks him why he is staring.

He replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to risk offending you, dear Sister."

Feeling bold, the Sister speaks to the driver: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: 1) you have to be single and 2) you must be Catholic."

The cab driver gives a whoop of Joy, and is very excited! "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

The nun instructs the driver to pull into an alley where they full fill the driver’s fantasy, tongue and all.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child, says the nun, why are you crying so?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, and I must confess. I'm married and I'm a Baptist!"

The nun says, "That's OK, honey. I lied too. She extends her hand for him to hold, and whispers: Here's my phone number. I'm just on my way on the way to a Gay Halloween party and my name's Victor."


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