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Blonde Husband and Wife

A blonde guy is getting off early from work so he decides to surprise his wife.
As soon as he gets home he hears noises coming from his bedroom.
He runs to the room screaming, "Honey, is that you?"
He gets in the room and there on the bed his wife laid naked and sweating saying, "I think I'm having a heart attack."
He immediately runs downstairs to the phone to call an ambulance when his child stops him saying, "Daddy, Uncle David is in the closet, naked."
In a mad gruff he goes to the closet and there at the base is his brother naked and quivering on the floor.
The blonde man raises his voice, yelling, "What are you doing running around naked and scaring my kid.
Can't you see my wife is having a heart attack?"


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