1. "Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching."
-Andrew, Age 9

2. "Wear a hat when feeding seagulls."
-Rocky, age 9

3. "Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning."
-Stephanie, age 8

4. "Don't flush the john when your dad's in the shower."
-Lamar, age 10

5. "Never ask for anything that costs more than $5 when your parents are doing taxes."
-Carrol, age 9

6. "Never bug a pregnant mom."
-Nicholas, age 11

7. "Don't ever be too full for dessert."
-Kelly, age 10

8. "When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer him."
-Heather, age 16

9. "Never tell your mom her diet's not working."
-Michael, age 14

10. "Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat." -Joel, age 12

11. "When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone."
-Alyesha, age 13

12. "Never try to baptize a cat."
-Laura, age 13

13. "Never spit when on a roller coaster."
-Scott, age 11

14. "Never do pranks at a police station."
-Sam, age 10

15. "Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving."
-Rob, age 10

16. "Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom told you to do."
-Hank, age 12

17. "Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand."
-Molly, age 11

18. "Listen to your brain. It has lots of information."
-Chelsey, age 7

19. "Stay away from prunes."
-Randy, age 9

20. "Never dare your little brother to paint the family car."
-Phillip, age 13

21. "Forget the cake, go for the icing."
-Cynthia, age 8

22. "Remember the two places you are always welcome-church and Grandma's house."
-Joanne, age 11

23. "When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents."
-Matthew, age 12