A cowboy was trying to buy an insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. "Ever had an accident?"
"Nope, nary a one."
"None? You've never had any accidents?"
"Nope. Ain't never had one. Never."
"That's hard to believe. No accidents at all?"
"Well, a rattler bit me one time."
"Wouldn't you consider that an accident?"
"Nope! The varmint bit me on purpose!"
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