Benefits of Being a Female — Women Jokes — Funny Jokes
Benefits of Being a Female ~ Funny Jokes

Benefits of Being a Female

  • We got off the Titanic first.
  • We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
  • We never ejaculate prematurely.
  • We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
  • We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality.
  • When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.
  • We don't have to get our strength up between sessions...and it's much easier for us to get "some" in the first place.
  • We can get off with teenagers without being called dirty old perverts.
  • Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - guys look like complete idiots in ours.
  • We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
  • We can cry and get off speeding fines.
  • We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers...... Men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
  • Taxis stop for us.
  • We've never fancied a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
  • We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.


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