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What Alcoholic Warning Labels Should Say

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over until your friends want to smash your head in.

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may cause you to say shings like thish.

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that exlovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you cannot remember).

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer, and smarter than some really, really big guy named Franz.

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

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