- You never get drunk as fast, as the girl you are chatting up !
- You can tell dirty jokes !
- You get dirty jokes !
- You can go topless in Saudi Arabia and Pakistan, without getting stoned !
- You go to bed with any number of women !
- You can play the video, whenever you wish !
- You are taller. Most of the time !
- Cricket, foot-ball, Golf, Tennis, Poker are important to live !
- Fat is a feminist issue !
- Bars and restaurants don't go quiet, when you walk in - alone !
- You can scratch your privates in public !
- You don't have to breast feed !
- Peeing in public, is perfectly acceptable !
- You don't have to remember where you have left things !
- Your records are in alphabetical order !
- You know exactly what curtains you want for your new house. They are the ones they have got in the nearest curtain shop !
- Ever heard the term " Unfit Father " ?
- Your Mum will always love you. In spite of everything !
- Every news agent is full of available partners - provided you can reach the top shelf !
- You can carry an over the shoulder courier bag on your back, without re-arranging your breasts !
- It really doesn't matter, if you can't stand up after midnight !
- You are far more likely to receive, than give oral sex !
- You have only a limited range of acceptable hairstyles, to choose from !
- And as you get older, you get less hair to worry about !
- You don't get patronised by policemen !
- If you wear a suit and tie, nobody will suspect you are a lesbian !
- You feel perfectly comfortable wearing clothes you wore yesterday and left on the floor all night !
- Even your best underwear, is relatively uncomplicated !
- As long as your Mum's still alive, you get your washing done at her place !
- Being treated like a sex object, isn't such a bad thing !
- Men rule the world !
- And women, live in it !
- You can whistle loudly in the street !
- You have absolutely no compunction about hiring a cleaning lady !
- You never have to wax your legs !
- You can eat a banana in public !
- You can pee standing up and wherever you want !
- Sex can be as quick, as you like !
- You don't have to wear make up !
- Your nails are always dry !
- You don't have to mentally grow up !
- You can become a Catholic priest and have unlimited free wine !
- A moustache, looks good on you !
- A beard, looks good on you !
- You get to wear comfortable shoes !
- You don't collapse in floods of tears, if your partner says you look fine !
- You can have a baby, without changing your wardrobe !
- Tights are totally out of the question !
- You can buy bananas and cucumbers, without getting embarrassed !
- You don't get angry, if your spouse forgets Valentine's Day !
- You never have to admit to, not knowing something !
- You can avoid bathing, shaving and ironing and merely be called eccentric !
- You don't have to sleep with the Boss. Unless you want to !
- You can climb trees, without exposing your undergarments !
- You can throw up in public !
- Facial wrinkles are called character lines !
- When you are past 80, your breasts don't interfere with your belt !
- You can totally avoid salads and it doesn't seem to harm you !
- You can take the dog for a walk and have a good break !
- Press ups are easier !
- You can discuss your flatulence with a certain pride !
- You can become a professional footballer !
- You can become a soldier and shoot foreigners !
- You get to eat enormous quantities of strange cheese !
- Bad hair day ? So what ???
- You just sort of know about country flags !
- You can open new bottles of tomato ketchup !
- Everyone loves a man in uniform !
- You remain optimistic about sport and sex !
- A 1972 Mercedes isn't just a car, for you !
- You have no trouble whatsoever, putting stuff off until tomorrow !
- You don't cry. Unless your team gets promoted, or wins something !
- You don't feel the need to read instruction manuals on equipment !
- A phone call only lasts a minute. Unless it's a particularly long and intricate Indian takeaway order !
- You're allowed to put things in your pockets !
- You don't have to throw things away, just because they're not new anymore !
- You're allowed to - in fact you're expected to - swear heavily !
- You can sit about smoking in Arab countries !
- Chocolate will never rule your life !
- You are expected to accidentally break things !
- If nobody fancies you, it's their problem !
- You do not find the need to get married !
- Your spouse will also earn a part of the money, to run your household !
- Your spouse will normally do whatever you wish, for you !
- You can drink beer and watch TV in the house, while the household shopping is being done !
- You can drink beer and watch TV in the house, while the food is getting prepared !
- You can drink beer and watch TV in the house, while the children are being washed, fed and taken care of !
- You can call your friends over for a party, without having to worry about food preparation !
- You can call your friends over for a party, without having to properly get dressed up !
- You can call your friends over for a party, even when your spouse is not in the mood, or tired !
- You can crack sarcastic jokes on your spouse, without considering her feelings !
- You can call your spouse over - for sex, during anytime of the day - irrespective of her mood !
- You can call your spouse over - for sex, during anytime of the day - irrespective of her need !
- You need not wear a negilgee to excite your spouse !
- You can expect your spouse to do a strip show, for you !
- You can have sex without any petting and fondling first !
- You can expect your spouse to perform oral sex, without doing the same for her !
- You can expect your spouse to ask your spouse to agree to all your perversions !
- You can have an orgasm, every single time that you have sex !
- You can go to sleep, the next minute - after an orgasm !
100 Reasons To Be Glad You're A Man
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