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Sex Humor

1. Why do women wear red lipstick?
>>> To warn men it's the wrong hole!

2. What's the similarity between a woman's legs and bread&butter?
>>> Delicious when spread!

3. What's the difference between a bowling ball & a pussy?
>>> You can only put in 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

4. Sex is like MATH: ADD the bed, SUBTRACT the clothes, DIVIDE the
legs, and MULTIPLY!

5. What do u get when u cross breed a rooster with an M&M?
>>> A cock that melts in your mouth not in your hands.

6. Ho! Ho! Ho! Why are Santa Clause's balls so big?
>>> Coz he only comes once a year! Ho! Ho! HO!

7. Dodi saw his driver in heaven and said:
>>> I said I wanna fuck Di in the tunnel, not fucking die in the tunnel!"

8. Why do men get paid more at the sperm bank than in a blood bank?
>>> Sperm is handmade.

9. What happen to Egyptian girls who forget to take their pills?
>>> They become mummies!

10. What part of the human anatomy that occasionally drips & feels good when blown?
>>> The NOSE!

11. What are the 2 best parts of a wedding?
>>> Playing of the organ & Coming of the bride.


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