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My father is allergic to cotton. He has pills that he can take for it, but he can't get them out of the bottle.

My girlfriend likes to role-play. For the past five years, she's been playing my ex-girlfriend.

I got mugged by a magician. It's not funny: He took my wallet, my watch, and every silver dollar I had behind my ear.

My friend is a procrastinator. He’s afraid of Saturday the 14th.

Marry an orphan: You’ll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.

Ever wonder who the genius is who decided to put fire hydrants in all the good parking spots?

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed up all night trying to decide if there really was a dog!


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