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Man and Woman ~ Funny Jokes

Man and Woman

Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A. A battery has a positive side.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road?
A. Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!?

Q. Why don't women need drivers licenses?
A. There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Q. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A. Nothing, shes already been told twice.

Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.

Q. How was Colonel Sanders a typical male?
A. All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.

Q. What do you call a man with half a brain?
A. Gifted.


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