- A person should bathe once in summer but not so often in winter.
- Chemical Formula of Water has two gins - Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin while Hydrogin is gin and water.
- Definition of Census taker - A man who goes from house to house increasing the population.
- Definition of Syntax - Tax paid by the sinners at the church.
- Definition of Virgin Forest - It is a forest where the hand of man has never set foot.
- Future tense of 'I give' - 'I take'.
- Houses in France are generally made up of Plaster of Paris.
- Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.
- One of the main causes of dust is janitors.
- Parts of Speech - Lungs and air.
- Spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom.
- The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
- The word 'trousers' is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom.
- What is H2O and CO2? - H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.
- What the residents of Moscow are called? - Mosquitoes.
Funny Answers From Real Students
Here are some responses to job related and general knowledge questions from real college students that are so funny that they seem simply hilarious:
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