Definition of Kiss — Funny Professionals — Funny Jokes
Definition of Kiss ~ Funny Jokes

Definition of Kiss

  • Prof of Economics : Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.
  • Prof. of Accountancy : Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
  • Prof. of Algebra : Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing
  • Prof. of Geometry : Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips
  • Prof. of Physics : Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
  • Prof. of Chemistry : Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
  • Prof. of Zoology : Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria
  • Prof. of Physiology : Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.
  • Prof. of Dentistry : Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
  • Prof. of Statistics : Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
  • Prof. of Philosophy : Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
  • Prof. of English : Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
  • Prof. of Architecture : Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.
  • Prof. of Comp.Science : What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable.

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