Yo mama is so stupid — Yo Mama Jokes — Funny Jokes
Yo mama is so stupid ~ Funny Jokes

Yo mama is so stupid

  • Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
  • Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
  • Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
  • Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
  • Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
  • Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
  • Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
  • Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
  • Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
  • Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
  • Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
  • Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
  • Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
  • Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
  • Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
  • Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
  • Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
  • Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
  • Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
  • Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
  • Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
  • Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
  • Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
  • Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
  • Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
  • Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
  • Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
  • Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
  • Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
  • Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
  • Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
  • Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
  • Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
  • Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
  • Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
  • Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
  • Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
  • Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
  • Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
  • Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
  • Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
  • Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

1 comment:

  1. yo mama so stupid she tried to escape from her own shadow, yo mama so stupid she crashed into a parked car

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