Yo mama is so fat — Yo Mama Jokes — Funny Jokes
Yo mama is so fat ~ Funny Jokes

Yo mama is so fat

  • Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
  • Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
  • Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
  • Yo mama so fat were in her right now
  • Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
  • Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
  • Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
  • Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
  • Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
  • Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
  • Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
  • Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
  • Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
  • Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
  • Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
  • Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
  • Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
  • Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
  • Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
  • Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
  • Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
  • Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
  • Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
  • Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
  • Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
  • Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
  • Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
  • Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
  • Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
  • Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
  • Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
  • Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
  • Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
  • Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
  • Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
  • Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
  • Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
  • Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
  • Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
  • Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
  • Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
  • Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
  • Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
  • Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
  • Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
  • Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
  • Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
  • Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
  • Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
  • Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
  • Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
  • Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
  • Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
  • Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
  • Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
  • Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
  • Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
  • Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
  • Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
  • Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
  • Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
  • Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
  • Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
  • Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
  • Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
  • Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
  • Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
  • Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
  • Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
  • Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
  • Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
  • Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
  • Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
  • Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
  • Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
  • Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
  • Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
  • Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
  • Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
  • Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
  • Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
  • Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
  • Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
  • Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
  • Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
  • Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
  • Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
  • Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
  • Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
  • Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
  • Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
  • Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
  • Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
  • Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
  • Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
  • Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
  • Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
  • Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
  • Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
  • Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
  • Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
  • Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
  • Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
  • Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
  • Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
  • Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
  • Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
  • Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
  • Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
  • Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
  • Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
  • Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
  • Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
  • Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

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