Yo mama has — Yo Mama Jokes — Funny Jokes
Yo mama has ~ Funny Jokes

Yo mama has

  • Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
  • Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
  • Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
  • Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.
  • Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
  • Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
  • Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.
  • Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.
  • Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
  • Yo mama has a short arm and can't applaude.
  • Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
  • Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.
  • Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
  • Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.
  • Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.
  • Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

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