Vacuum Salesman — Misc Jokes — Funny Jokes
Vacuum Salesman ~ Funny Jokes

Vacuum Salesman

An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory.

He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.

He says, “Lady, if this vacuum cleaner doesn’t do wonders cleaning this up, I’ll eat every chunk of it.”

She turns to him and says “Did you have breakfast?”

The salesman says, “Why do you ask?”

She says, “The power’s been out since the storm last week.”


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