At a resort, a guy walks up to an older fellow who is sitting in the sun, sipping iced tea.

The young guy says, “Hey, how about a round of golf?

”"Nah,” the older fellow replies, “tried it once, didn’t like it.”

"Well, how about a swim? It’ll be more refreshing that your iced tea there.”

"Nah,” the older fellow responds, “tried it once, didn’t like it.”

Young guy says, “Well, how about a game of tennis?”"

Naw, tried it once and didn’t like it. But my son will be here soon. He’s usually up for a game or two.”

The younger guy replies, “Your only child I presume?”