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Redneck 911

A couple of redneck hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other redneck starts to panic, then whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He frantically blurts out to the operator, "Oh my gawd! Help! My friend just died. He's dead! What can I do?"
The operator, trying to calm him says, "Take it easy, let me help. Just listen to me and follow my instructions, OK? First, lets make sure he's really dead."

There's a short pause, during which the operator hears a gun shot. The redneck comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"


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