My wife & I were expecting our first child while we were stationed in Corpus Christi, TX. We were at our first OB/GYN exam with an old crusty doctor that was probably delivering babies in the Alamo. Nice guy, but seen it all, heard it all a million times.

I was stuttering around searching for the right words to ask when we "should stop....you know.....having s*x?"
The Doc's answer was priceless, "Sonny, as long as you don't get in my way in the delivery room, I don't care!"