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Pregnant Wife and Desperate Husband

Since the wife is eight months into her pregnancy, the husband has to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty easily, for he has been desperate for quite a while now.

Just before lying down on the bed, she glances at him and sees the poor guy curled up on the floor, eyes stare widely into the empty air, filled with hopeless desire. Feeling sorry for her husband, she opens the top drawer of the cabinet, takes out a fifty dollar bill, and gives it to him. "Awww, my honey is so depressed. Here, take this and go to Katie next door, she will give you some sex tonight, and remember that this happens only once. OK? Don't think about it again."

The husband rolls his eyes in disbelief, but afraid that she may change her mind, he grabs the money and leaves quickly.

A few minutes later, he returns, hands the bill back to the wife and says with much disappointment: "Katie said this is not enough, she wants sixty."

The wife's face slowly turns red with anger, "Damn that bitch. When she was pregnant and her husband came over here, I only charged him fifty for some sex!"

She thinks to herself, "And that son of a bitch is the one that knocked me up."


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