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Move to Texas ~ Funny Jokes

Move to Texas

 At the urging of his doctor, Bill moved to Texas.
After settling in, he met a neighbor who was also an older man.

"Say, is this really a healthy place?"
"It sure is," the man replied.

"When I first arrived here I couldn't say one word.
I had hardly any hair on my head. I didn't have the strength to walk across a room and I had to be lifted out of bed."

"That's wonderful!" said Bill. "How long have you been here?"
"I was born here."


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