Mental Asylum — Doctor Jokes — Funny Jokes
Mental Asylum ~ Funny Jokes

Mental Asylum

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director how the staff determined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

“Well,” said the director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup or a bucket to patients and ask them to empty the bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand,” said the visitor.

“Someone who is not insane would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”

“No,” said the director, “someone who is not insane would pull the tub’s plug. Now, do you want a bed near the window?”

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