Everyone knows Morton — Misc Jokes — Funny Jokes
Everyone knows Morton ~ Funny Jokes

Everyone knows Morton

President Sarkozy visits a steel factory. To the boss’s surprise, the president greets an employee, Morton, with a warm hug. The same thing happens when Barack Obama visits, and again during Vladimir Putin’s tour.

Unimpressed, the boss says to Morton, “I bet you don’t know the pope.”

Morton shrugs. “We play golf together.”

The gauntlet has been tossed, and the boss pays their way to the Vatican. During the Benediction, Morton slips away. Sure enough, he reappears—side by side with the pope. Two Chinese tourists tap the boss on the shoulder and ask, “Who’s the guy in white standing with Morton?”


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