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Talking clock

Late one night a drunk guy is showing some friends around his brand-new apartment.

The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.

“What’s that gong for?” the friend asks him.

“It’s not a gong,” the drunk replies. “It’s actually a talking clock.”

“You’re crazy. Show me how it works then!”

The guy picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, “For God’s sake…it’s 3:30 in the fricking morning!”

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