How-how long do I have? — Doctor Jokes — Funny Jokes
How-how long do I have? ~ Funny Jokes

How-how long do I have?

A doctor tells his patient “I have some bad news for you. I got your test results. And you don’t have much longer left to live.”
The patient says “How-how long do I have?”
The doctor says “Ten.”
Ten? Ten what? Ten years? Ten months? Ten weeks?
The doctor says “Nine…. Eight… Seven…”

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