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Happy marriage

Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together .

By all means marry . If you get a good wife, you'll be happy . If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher .

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them .

The great question . . . which I have not been able to answer . . . is,
"What does a woman want?

Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me .

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage . We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week . A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing . She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays . "

Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking . It's called marriage . "

James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives . . The first one left me, and the second one didn't . "

Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1 . Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2 . Whenever you're right, shut up .

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once . . .

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to .

Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years . Then we met .

Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong .


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