- Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
- Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
- That was a great fart! Do another one.
- I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
- You're so sexy when you're hungover.
- I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
- Let's subscribe to Hustler.
- Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
- Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.
- I'll be out painting the house.
- I love it when you play golf on Sundays. I just wish you had time to play on Saturday, too!
- Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again. Come see!
- I know it's a lot tighter back there, but would you please try again?
- No, no....I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
- Your mother is way better than mine.
- Do me a favor. Forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and go buy new clubs.
- I understand fully. Our anniversary comes every year. You go hunting with the guys....it's a great stress reliever.
- Oh come on....what do you say we get a good porno move, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome?
- Oh come on! Not the damned mall again. Let's go to that new strip club!.
- Listen, I make enough money for the both of us. Why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8?
- You need your sleep ya big silly. Now stop getting up for the night feedings.
- God, if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!
- I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head just for you!
Attitude of a Perfect woman, every man dreams off !! (after all dreams are dreams)
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