Why it’s nice to be a dog… — Funny Animals — Funny Jokes
Why it’s nice to be a dog… ~ Funny Jokes

Why it’s nice to be a dog…

• No one expects you to take a bath every day.

• Your friends never expect you to pay for lunch, dinner, or anything else for that matter.

• When it’s raining, you can lie around the house all day and never worry about being fired.

• If it itches, you can reach it.

• And, no matter what itches, no one is offended if you scratch it in public.

• You can wear a fur coat and no one thinks you’re insensitive.

• If you grow hair in weird places, no one notices.

• You never get in trouble for putting your head in a stranger’s lap

• Having big feet is considered an asset.

• If you gain weight, it’s someone else’s fault.

• No one tells you to wipe your nose because it’s wet.

• No matter where you live, you own the place.

• Your mate never complains because you whine.

• Puppy love can last.


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