Can you guess my age ? — Women Jokes — Funny Jokes
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Can you guess my age ?

Julie decides to have a face-lift for her birthday. She spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On her way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.

Before leaving, she says to the sales clerk:
"I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 31," was the reply.

"I'm actually 47," Julie says, feeling really happy.

After that, she goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.

The reply is, "Oh, you look about 35".

"I am actually 47."

Later, while sitting in a restaurant, she asks a man sitting near her-
"How old do you think I am ?"

He replies, "My eyesight fails me however, when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a woman's age. If I put my hand down your bra and play with your boobs for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."

As there was no one around, Julie thinks: What the hell and lets him slip his hand down her bra.

Ten minutes later, the man says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."

Stunned, the Julie says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"

The Man replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."

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