Funny Lawyers — Funny Professionals — Funny Jokes
Funny Lawyers ~ Funny Jokes

Funny Lawyers

Here are a few golden ones from a book called 'Disorder in the American Courts' -


ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?


ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

WITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?

WITNESS: By death.

ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

WITNESS: Take a guess.


ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.

ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.


Post a Comment