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Talking Dog

A guy was driving around the back roads of Buderim when he saw a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ' Talking Dog for Sale ' .

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking Beagle sitting there.

' Do you talk? ' he asks. ' Yep, ' the Beagle replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says ' So, what ' s your story? '

The Beagle looks up and says, ' Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA and they had me sworn into the toughest branch of the armed services...the Australian Marines. You know one of their nicknames is ' The Devil Dogs. '

' In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders; because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running, but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn ' t getting any younger. So, I decided to settle down ' .

' I retired from the Corps (eight dog years is 56 Corps years) and signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I ' m just retired. '

The guy is totally amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

' Ten dollars, ' the guy says.
' Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap? '
' Because he ' s such a liar... He never did any of that crap. '


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